One liners

Welsh receptionist to visitor: "I'm afraid the chairman is out, but if it is really important he'll see you."

One Welsh trader to another: "I'm not calling you a liar. I'm merely saying that if you and I were in business together, we'd tell more lies than any two people ever before, and I'd be silent."

Advertisement in Welsh hairdressers': "Before using your hair tonic I had three bald patches. Now I have only one."

Nosey woman: "Do you find it a profitable thing to keep a cow?" Jenkins: "Oh yes, my cow gives about eight quarts a day." Woman: "How much of that do you sell?" Jenkins: "About twelve quarts."