Welsh Robinson Crusoe

A Welshman was shipwrecked at sea and marooned on a desert island.

When a passing vessel picked him up five years later the crew were amazed to find his little island covered in fine buildings that he had built himself.

With pride the Welsh Robinson Crusoe took the captain round the island and pointed out to him his house, workshop, electricity generator and two chapels.

"But what do you need the second chapel for?" asked the captain.

"Oh, that's the one I don't go to," he replied.