One liners

In America they put woman on a pedestal but in Wales they've put her on their national flag.

A Welsh geologist has claimed that Wales is bigger than England because of its hills. If Wales were rolled out as flat as England, it would be the bigger country of the two.

The Welsh Catholics claim that they invested Saint Patrick in the Bank of Ireland over 1,500 years ago and are now drawing the interest in Irish priests working in Wales.