I'm looking for Dai Jones
Dai Jones predeceased his wife by several years, so when she died, she asked
St. Peter if her husband was there.
"Well", said St. Peter, "we've got thousands of Jones's here,
what's his first name?"
"Dai", said Mrs. Jones,
"Dai Jones." "We've got hundreds of Dai Jones's too,"
said St. Peter,
"can't you identify him more specifically?"
"Well," said Mrs. Jones, "before he died he said that if ever
I was unfaithful to him he'd turn in his grave."
"Oh, I know who you are looking for", said St. Peter, "your
husband must be old Pinwheel Jones."
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