Welsh Names

Some names from Wales:

(i) The man with only two teeth left and those in the front of his mouth - Dai central eating.

(ii) Cardiff strip club owner - Aaron the G string.

(iii) The village gossip you can never get rid of: Mrs. Jones thestaymaker.

(iv) After H.G. Wells discovered that Oliver Cromwell's real name was Williams and that his ancestors came from Margam, he always referred to the great man as "Williams-the-conqueror".

(v) The local chiropodist - Williams the corn-curer.

(vi) A Welsh physicist - Dai-atomic.

(vii) A reckless risk-taker - Huw ap Hazard.